Thursday, May 31, 2007
Crime wave hits the area
AP: Peoria Police Department has reported a kidnapping for ransom involving Nickelodeans beloved Dora the Explorer. The kidnapping of Dora is just the latest incident in a crime wave that has gripped the entire Nickelodean community. Earlier this week citizen journalist Peoriaillinoisan reported the mysterious death of Spongebob Squarepants. Peoria police chief Settingsgard comments "This has got to end, please NOT DORA.. she was such a doll". If anyone has any information regarding this crime, please contact PBS television immediately.