Thursday, May 31, 2007

Crime wave hits the area

AP: Peoria Police Department has reported a kidnapping for ransom involving Nickelodeans beloved Dora the Explorer. The kidnapping of Dora is just the latest incident in a crime wave that has gripped the entire Nickelodean community. Earlier this week citizen journalist Peoriaillinoisan reported the mysterious death of Spongebob Squarepants. Peoria police chief Settingsgard comments "This has got to end, please NOT DORA.. she was such a doll". If anyone has any information regarding this crime, please contact PBS television immediately.

3 comments:

SP said...

That picture is disturbing!

Jennifer said...

Did you leave Dora alone again in the hotel room while you went you dinner?

Diane Vespa said...

Well, uh, yeah, sorta... but we were only 1000 feet away having a lovely romantic dinner in a nearby restaurant while our 3 children all under 3 slept unattended in a hotel room in a foreign country. But at the very worst we should only be considered "naive".